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### Wacko Topic of the Month

Steve Cody sent in a few more additions to If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines.

#### Windows 3.0 Air

An old 'air DOS' biplane painted to look like a modern aircraft.

#### Windows 3.11 Air

As above but fitted with a two-way radio.

#### Sun Air

An expensive Concorde that travels only between destinations that the average person has never been to and could never afford to go to.

#### ROM DOS air (a.k.a. TRSDOS, et. all)

A paper aeroplane. Hey, it flies doesn't it? What more do you want?

#### Altair Air

A pile of timber, wires and nails at the end of the runway, and a nice brochure.

Happy Linuxing!

Mike ("Iron") Orr
Editor, Linux Gazette, gazette@ssc.com

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Published in Issue 85 of Linux Gazette, December 2002